Score: 9

"Hehe :D"

submission: My Pet Protector

date: September 19, 2009

Usually, I write a longer review, but... I'm just going to leave a comment.

My apprentice became Captain of the Guard! Tier 5, but hey? He went from being a beggar to being a freakin' CAPTAIN! Commanding those lesser punks who are NOT captains. My final score was 58810. First play-through, I'm not dissappointed :)

Score: 7

"It was okay."

submission: Sonic Abstracta

date: August 16, 2009

Way too many questions being asked about this >_> It's a game people! Enjoy it.

The game doesn't have much in it, but with the constantly increasing speed, it keeps the game from getting too repetitive. The game is good. Got exactly 6000 points on my first try :D

Score: 9

"Cool"

submission: Multitask

date: August 16, 2009

Nice game, my best score was 90 points. That last game is ridiculous lol.

4 out of 5. Nice and not for the faint of heart.

Score: 10

"Very nice, very nice"

submission: GUN & SWORD

date: July 5, 2009

Starts off just kind of regular action. Then suddenly goes over the top. The swordguy puls a whole bunch of Spiderman style symbiote stuff, and the gun guy goes Trigun on his behind.

All in all, very hardcore and well animated.

5 OUT OF 5

Score: 7

"Crackdown..."

submission: Awesome Cracks Down

date: June 9, 2009

Nice vid :D A little random, but most of your movies are like that.

I don't know why no one liked Crackdown. The game was fun. How was it fun you ask? RUn around, jump from building to building with super powers. See a criminal? Kick his *** til he can't feel anything any more. Kill all criminals, kill all crime lords, move on to the next island.

Big weapons, big cars, upgrades happening all over the place. What's not to like?

Score: 7

"Frankly..."

submission: Fear Unlimited Issue2

date: March 18, 2009

...I think the general populace has to get some skills.

1. With the normal sword, you should never see that third slash in combat. The slash that leaves you open to attack should never be seen. Try this: Slash+Slash+upslash+downslash+downsla sh+upslash+then keep spamming the slash while they're on the wall.

2. Can't beat the 1st level? On MORTAL mode? Here's a tip. SPAM THE UZI. Once the guys with the bombs on there backs come out, the sword won't work so good anymore, so just keep bashing the S button. Charge and spam the uzi throughout the rest of the fight and you'll do fine. Enemy comein' up on ya? Invadin' your personal space? Either dodge (tutorial to learn how to), or jump off the wall.

Of course, if you can't even get to the bomb guys, refer to the first line of this review.

3."...bitchin' about difficulty..."? I tire very fast when people want to take hardcore difficulty games and change them to casual. If there is a hard game, try not to let the tears stream from your eyes. Try to beat it without B., whining and moaning about how hard it is. Some games are gonna be harder than others. Deal with it.

Of course, this is typing as if you didn't run into any game ending glitches, i.e. sinking through the floor and instantly losing or game not advancing.

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I'd have to say the game gets about 3.5 out of 5 from me. Not perfect, but it definitely doesn't suck.

-I actually liked the controls personally, and it gives you the option to change the controls anyway.

-News flash, this is not Devil May Cry. It's a FLASH game modelled after it. It takes some(a lot) of pointers from the game, but it's totally different. Heck, the guy said in the Author Comments that it was gonna be hard.

-I didn't really use the upgrades that much, so I can't really testify about them :P

-Not a lot out of the main game of fighting was really notable. I didn't really pay any attention to the storyline. Sorry :(

But the game was still fun (for me) and provided a challenge. For that I give it a...

3.5 OUT OF 5

(Possibly my first half grade review. I'm just gonna round it up and vote 4. Looks like you tried hard, but you can never try too hard! Unless you die. Then yea, you kinda tried too hard, lol :P)

Score: 7

"Not bad"

submission: Climate

date: January 23, 2009

Actually, more than just humans and factories give off CO2. Just about everything does. Including dying trees (I'm not sure if trees regularly give it off. Gotta check that). Humans (not including people who smoke), also give it off naturally, and so do all animals. Factories just give off a lot more. But people don't want to give up factories. They provide too much.

-Not a bad game. Simple, but cool.
-There's a serious lack of multiple things. Music, a goal, upgrades. Things like that. Try making it a level based game.
-Also, I didn't really notice that the trees were eliminating any kind of CO2.
-Hard mode was impossible. There were way to many people for ONE SMALL cloud to deal with. There should be something to make your cloud bigger or stronger. Or add more clouds.

Not bad, but not to good either. It's okay though. It's enough to earn a...

3 out of 5
from me.

Score: 9

"Nice job"

submission: Time4Cat

date: January 8, 2009

Hm. Mostly, I'd have to say I enjoy the style of the game. You took the extremely simple idea of of just avoiding objects and kind of put to an different tune. Looking at this game, it's clear to see that you weren't lazy with this at all.

- One of those games where If You Fail, Its Your Own Fault. You yourself causes everything else to move, so if anything is moving too fast or too slow, that means you're moving too fast or too slow.

- The only thing I can think of is add more stuff. But I usually don't mark down for that.

Cool, if nothing else.
5 out of 5

Score: 8

"Yay! Woo...? Hey!"

submission: Charger Escape

date: December 30, 2008

Great game. Nice animations. Looks like you have great flash skills! I didn't like the ending though. I guess I just don't get it. Becomes a unicorn. Then a pegasus. Then it flies out to space, and comes back as a regular horse again, after apparantly meeting some other star thing. Maybe another pegasus? But that doesn't explain much...

A little flashy for just getting a horse out of a barn. There had to be another way other than changing its species twice for it to get out.

Other than that though. Not bad. Not bad at all. My only real complaint is that it's a little short.

4 out of 5
*happy-ish whinny*

Score: 10

"woot"

submission: Eternal Red

date: December 5, 2008

Yes, this game is awesome. One of those games you find hard to stop playing oce you start. It's also one of those games that once it ends, you're done. Niceness, which, well, is currently to be expected from "Diseased Productions".

Now. ON TO REVIEW!

-Yea, it got pretty easy after a while, as with most to all defense games, but it was just hard enough to keep you in your seat. At least, Hardcore Mode was :P I only played on Hardcore mode on Stage 5, so everything I say will be based of of that.

-Luckily, I never ran into this so-called bug. I quit because I have to get some sleep. I made to level 64, then I stopped.

-I agree with Cyborg3712. This game could use a save system.

-I totally disagree with Sonne000. If the game was THAT easy... well, I'd play for only half the time I did. And the traditional Weasel difficulty of kinda just-right hard, would be thrown way off.

-Great job with just about aout everything, all I can say is...
-Add more stuff
-Increase detail to enemies
I would suggest the first more than the second, because adding more detail could lag up the game, or make things less easy to see. But the enemies were really just black shapes with red outlines, including the player character.

Anyway, great game, and with only two things really to say to improve the game, this game is definitely a...

5 OUT OF 5
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