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Netsa

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: St.Louis, MO
Job: Student

Being alive, IS AWESOME!

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Netsa

Ever Play S4?

Posted by Netsa Nov. 1, 2009 @ 2:01 PM EST

Ever play an online MMO called S4 League? Personally, I think it's a pretty darn solid game. I've been wanting to do a tribute to the game lately actually, but... you know... I suck at animation to the point to where what I want to show wouldn't show up too well. Meh...I guess I could try... but I suck at flash. If I made it, it would show up on Flipnote Studio (which freakin' ROCKS by the way).

I tried a couple of google searches, and never reeally found anything in terms of fan-anims. I found fanart, even fanfic (whcih I was quite surprised by), but no one has a made a tribute animation. I have the idea, the characters, even part of the plot in mind, but I'm part too lazy, and part to busy too do it.

The way I see it, there would be a team of 6 ppl in the game. They would just simply be hardcore, with pimp-tightness intros:
The Sniper: Guy with a railgun so powerful, and so accurate, that he never misses your face, and actually blows you through the borders of the stage with a single a shot.
The Assaulter: A fighter and a supporter. Doesn't score, but kills everyone. The one person you do NOT want on the field. Not unless he's on your team.
The Defender: Very laid-back and at first glance, doesn't seem to really do anything. But watch out, you simply won't get past his well-planned defense. He's like Shikimaru (Naruto), only he's not a ninja. He smokes, for the sole purpose of upping how tough he looks.
The Runner: This guy isn't the fighter type like the Assaulter is. He can' do much by himself, or in a 1on1 situation. He appears to be some skinny dude, no real problem. He's the one who makes the scores. ALL OF THEM. Ridiculously agile, he is smarter than you think, and knows exactly where to dodge so that he NEVER GETS HIT.
The Melee-er: (Sue me, I like the way the word melee-er sounded when you speak it). You would think this guy is crazy, as he carries nothing but the three melee weapons into every battle, including gun matches. He is agile enough to dodge bullets, and he WILL kill you in a single hit, because he never misses a critical. Ever. Keep your distance, because this guy will annihilate you at close range. And once he gets to you, there is no place to run.
The Invader: This girl is very understated, as most of her actions go unseen. She infiltrates the enemy base, where she proceeds to systematically kill everyone she sees. She starts the murder spree when she hears that her team has picked up the ball, and does not stop until the ball has been scored. By the time the Runner has scored the ball, the base is empty, and you just see her standing there, looking so sweet <3. (Every once in a while, she ends up having to score the ball herself. The point here is, as long as the Runner can get INTO the enemy base, that ball is scored. Period.)

Just throwing that idea out there, cause I thought of it, and in my mind, it looked like multiple kinds of awesome. If anyone....ya know...wanted to uhh...use this idea...it would be cool *looks in no specific direction* <_<... ^_^... >_> ... v_v... <_<...lol

Anyway, thanks for reading, for those of you who saw this! Comments are greatly appreciated!

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Krews on Youtube cannot be stopped.

Posted by Netsa Jun. 14, 2008 @ 10:43 AM EDT

Exactly 9 months ago (or more), before school started and ended, I could go to Youtube, type in "Funniest Family Guy Moments", and watch... you guessed it! The funniest Family Guy moments. Now watch. Go type in "Family Guy Funniest", and see what you get. PUNKS N' IDIOTS. Loads and loads of crap uploads on Youtube.

WHY!?!??

Do I just have horrible luck or something? Where is the woodwork these guys are coming from, so I can try out my brand spankin' new FLAMETHROWER!? On Newgrounds, crap submissions are destroyed, but on Youtube, they seem to run amok until and if they get taken down.

Where could I find FG funnies besides Youtube, unless I actually watch the actual epi... NO! Out of the question.

But seriously, I get tired of crap uploads from like 20 different people and other people that probably know them, start giving it great comments before someone with sense comes along and warns people.

The point of all this is...

READ THE COMMENTS FIRST, OR RISK A SEIZURE OR A HEART-ATTACK.

( And before I forget, [actually did forget, this is an edit.] if you read, please reply so I know my words don't fall on deaf ears.)

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Emerl

Posted by Netsa Jun. 13, 2008 @ 3:47 PM EDT

Why this travesty. Emerl was so cool. Why did he get degraded?

Sonic Battle.

Emerl washes up on a beach, gets found by Sonic and forms a link with him. HE FORMS A LINK WITH SONIC FIRST. Eventually, he learns everyones moves, learns to speak, and ges hardcore. At the end, he has all 7 chaos emeralds, the power of some random stars, and is all crazy. He must be stopped. He is somehow defeated by regular Sonic. Not Dark Sonic, not Super Sonic, not Darkspine Sonic, not Hyper Sonic. Normal Sonic. He dies and apparently disappears in a flash of light.

Sonic Advance 3.

He is rebuilt by Eggman as (unofficial name) Gemerl. Gemerl fights with Eggman, but eventually runs away from him and starts going crazy... again. Sonic teams up with Eggman and defeats him. He gets some of his memory back and remembers Cream and plays with her.

Now here's the travesty.

Sonic X (cartoon)

Cream finds Emerl in a bush, so who knows who established a link with, if one at all. (I will add however that I never actually watched the cartoon, but I have researched my information.)
My beef is the tournament with for the red chaos emerald. He owns everybody. In my mind, that makes sense until I found out that in the cartoon, he can only copy one move at a time. THAT SUCKS. ESPECIALLY WHEN IN SONIC BATTLE HE "CAPTURED" MOVES AND COULD USE THEM WHENEVER HE WANTED. Plus, if it takes him that long to capture one move, Sonic would have destroyed him! I mean, come on, he can move at the speed of freakin' sound! Sonic freakin' speed! Apparently, Sonic is considerably slower in Sonic X.
Eventually, he destroys everyone, because they were fighting him one at a time, like... nvrmind. He is defeated by Cream and Cheese because they fight together and he can't copy two moves at the same time.

Bullcrap.

He is defeated and self-destructs himslef in the sea because he felt so sad.

BULLCRAP. He went crazy and attacked people in Sonic Battle, too, and he didn't kill himself over that.

My problem is how much he was degraded on Sonic X on the behalf of "the viewers". He's one of the most powerful beings in the Sonic series, but in Sonic X, he's now the suckiest, and could conceivably be pwned by ANY TWO CHARACTERS. I can see how the characters are slowed on Sonic Battle simply because it's not that kind of game, but... SONIC X JUST DID A HATCHET JOB ON HIM.

Rest In Peace Emerl/Gemerl, because your never coming back.

R I P

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Merry Christmas

Posted by Netsa Dec. 27, 2007 @ 5:42 PM EST

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

I finally got the tightest games out on the DS. Contra 4, Pheonix Wright: Trial and Tribulations, and DQM-Joker and Sim City (4 for the PC and the one on the DS.) Yes, I do like my DS. I also got $81 to spend on whatever I want (most likely more games.)

Anyway. Christmas (along with the games I got for Christmas) ROCKS. MY. SOCKS. Not only do you get to enjoy your own presents but you can also enjoy everyone elses if they let you.

Oh. I also got Megaman ZX Advent (also on DS) but to tell the truth, I'm like-in' the first one... actually I'm like-in' the first Megaman Zero better, because that game, was the stuff.

But uhh...yeah! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This just gets me p'd off sometimes...

Posted by Netsa Dec. 12, 2007 @ 6:28 PM EST

(...If you want to get straight to the point, then skip to the bottom of the post...)

I read some of the reviews for the defense game Champion. People were complaining that the game was "2 hard". You know what I say (and I don't mean to be rude)? I say you need to get some skills.

Though people saying that an easy game is hard is not what gets me mad. It's when people say,

"Could you tone it down a bit?"

Tone it down? Why, sure! Why don't we also add in some pink bunnies and frilly dresses?
NO,ok? NO! BE A MAN, Mr.Suzy Sue! BE A FREAKIN' MAN!

Now that I think about it, they said the same thing about Contra 4 (DS).

"Could you tone the normal mode down a little?"

They agreed to it. I just hope they didn't tone down the hard mode, too. The day I play a baby-ishly easy Contra game, is the day my eyes are gouged out, my ears explode, and I go down in flames.

I am a man (15, but still a man)! I refuse to be babied by any game that wasn't originally intended to be that easy. Meaning, I don't mind if they did it to Yoshi Story. But I would mind if they did it to Duke Nukem. Get the difference?

Anyway, the point is that I like my games challenging.
EVERYONE HAVE A HARDCORE, ACTION-PACKED CHRISTMAS!!!

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Wh-what...what's this???

Posted by Netsa Nov. 23, 2007 @ 2:17 AM EST

Guy thinking about what it would be like to rule the world while walking on a normal sidewalk.

SUDDENLY!

He looks down, noticing a small twinkle on the ground.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Why it's...it's...it's

UL-TI-MATE POOWWEEERR!!!!!!

Isn't it wierd how the villains in anything just suddenly come about ULTIMATE POWER to become the heroes worst foe?
Then somehow, the hero comes along, and despite the guy's ULTIMATE POWER, he's just like

"Ultimate power, huh? Well, I'm just a guy with some...uh...regualar power!"

Now, the differences in there power is usually this:
ULTIMATE POWER! = llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Hero power = lllllllllll
( l = 1 awesome point)

But somehow, I guess the hero has the power of UL-TI-MATE JUSTICE!!!!!!!!! added to EVERY ATTACK, so the hero always wins.

I'm not rooting for the villain, but c'mon. Sometimes, it's just a little ridiculous.

Ever played Sonic Battle (GBA)?
There's a character in that game named Emerl. He is an indestructible robot capable of copying any attack, and absorbing power like emeralds and whatnot. He's normally asleep, but when woken up, he immediatley looks at the person who woke him and says

"Show me your power."

If your power is more powerful than his, he will obey you indefinitely.

But I'm just going to cut to the chase.
At the end of the game, he goes up to Eggman's deathegg. He beats him up a little and tells him to stop being bad. At that moment, Eggman says

"Bwahahahaha!"

And blows up some random stars. Emerl is forced ( I guess because of his programming) to absorb the energy of those stars. Now, by this time, Emerl also had all 7 chaos emeralds, crystals that, when given them before, caused him to destroy a huge space station.
He kinda malfunctions a bit, and reverts back to saying

"Show me your power."

Of course, Eggman has no power, and when matched up against chaos emeralds and stars, well, he just doesn't compare at all. He's just kinda like:

"I'm awesome! OBEY ME!"

At that moment, realizing that eggman sucks, Emerl dielivers a blow that might as well have killed him. Immediately afterwords Emerl goes to the deathegg's controls, and commences to destroying Earth.
Among hearing this news, Sonic and friends hatch a plan to either destroying Emerl by any means possible, or deactivating him with the power of the Master Emerald. They grew attached to Emerl during their adventures, so they opted to deactivation. Sonic journeyed up there to deliver deactivation, and Emerl, sensing his presence, destroys the Master emerald in ONE BLOW.
Sonic, having no choice, has to fight him.

Okay, who do you think would win? Sonic, or an over-powered machine, capable of destroying Earth at any time he wants to. For the right answer, remember that ULTIMATE POWER v.s. hero power chart shown above.

Nope, wrong.
Sonic kicks his ***.

Yea, the freakin', right. Like Sonic can seriously, without being Super Sonic, beat something like that.

NO SENSE.

Well, thank for reading this rant. Gotta go to bed. See ya!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
WISHES OF ULTIMATE POWER GO TO YOU ALL!
Just use it for good. Or die.

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Hello

Posted by Netsa Nov. 6, 2007 @ 9:54 PM EST

Hello! I am posting!

I just put up a new image file for my profile. Check it out.

I don't really know why you're reading this though. I don't make flashes...though I might some day.

But I do reviews. If I see something I like, I MIGHT review it, but otherwise, not really.

I may do more posts if people actually read this, so come back later. I'll say stuff...

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